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Date : 19/10/21
Hare : Helles Belles , Ron
Scribe : Stingray
Venue : The Crown
Hounds : 28     Dogs : 4
Recorded distance : 0.00 km
Recorded time : 0.00 min
Uphillness : 0.00 ft
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THE PUB ARE OPENING THE KITCHEN ESPECIALLY FOR US SO BE GREAT IF A FEW PEOPLE ORDER FOOD :-) 

The hash set on October 19
Was the wettest that we've ever seen
Over puddles some leapt
To avoid getting wet
But at least our trail shoes came home clean

The hare who set it is strong
But a stalker was tagging along
When she started to hurry
She needn't have worried
The longs went short & shorts went long

On our path we passed a film crew
Who were wondering what they should do
There's no need to panic
It might be Titanic
But one night scene has hashers on view

Though the longs were 15 clever men
They rubbed out an arrow and then
They had to turn back
And retrace their track
For the pub was closing at 10

The hasher who writes this report
To alcohol has had to resort
Although mildly drunk
Please don't say what you thunk
Or 'ON ON' she's likely to retort