The Marlow Donkey

Hummery: From the sub-lime to the ridiculous…or the cheapest L&S to the most expensive beer,  all in a spacious and lively setting…although don’t expect wedding favours and party cupcakes every time you visit.

Overheard on the hash (2nd June 2015)

“Ohh, those nettles really do sting don’t they? It’s the first time I’ve worn shorts for a long time you see, and my legs are a bit sensitive…” [Roger re-discovers the joy of the English countryside]

”Looks like Deffa’s had enough” [hasher aside as Deffa casually exits the pub door, followed by a crashing of chairs as Sandra sprints after in hot pursuit] 

 -“I’ve already had 2, so I’ll just, erm, take this back for somebody else” “It’s for you, isn’t it?” “No, no….oh well…maybe” “You do know that from now on, your hash name will now be ‘Cupcake’?!” [Andy & Matt take charge of the hash naming ceremony - Roger’s daughter becomes the 1st victim]

“It’s a good….very good….so it’s a 4.5 from me!”  “Paul, you do realise that we’re now post-decimalisation and have always dealt with scores out of 10?”  “Oh - well it was much simpler when everything was in pounds, shillings, and pence…..” [Paul stuck in his ‘Brakspear Brewery’ days]

”Matt, I know you weren’t there, but do you think you could do a write-up of the Bash weekend? Just the usual stuff - insult a few people and make half of it up….you can do that, can’t you?” [Somewhat of a heavily-veiled compliment from the bashers!]

“Make the most of this - Gawd knows where we’ll be in another 25 years’ time?!” “Dead or in wheelchairs most likely….maybe we’ll then be called Whashers?” [Kerry looks forward fondly to the future….]