What links the hash with Detective Chief Inspector Barnaby? Answer at the end of the runs report, what makes a good hash?
Venue:
Hard to find, out of the way where experienced hashers get lost trying to find it.
Beer:
Great selection I could have drunk there forever!!!!
Food:
Not here on Tuesdays!! WHAT NO CHIPS AND WHERES THE CHOCOLATE CAKE?
Football on telly:
And no locals saying get yer heads out ya wey!!
We gathered at pub, thin on the ground of hashers expected, no wonder it was sodden and cold. The rules were given out, flour and yellow chalk to find, not given out by the hare but another, what haz he got Lazzee!!!
Not a good start, half the hash got lost going the wrong way still within sight of the pub.
Through fields, over stiles, on backs we went, to a house where Ade had been balled out by the owner for making too much noise, no change there then!
What was Ade doing near Downley on a week day morning very early? (I have spies everywhere). Don't say you were running 'cos you were standing by a street corner, not soliciting again trying to sell some dodgy rubber devices?
Past a thermally heated rail and post for the 'orses. We had a session rolling bales in a field, more practice please Lenor you need more muscles - see we country folk are used to it!
We hashed through shiggy the longs going one way, the shorts splitting up with the short sub-committee setting our pub tracer Barney on pub setting, we found home almost instantly. Helen was on rampant mode on the run, bucking around, Helen don't play it too keen,'tis the country air dat causes it.
Well done Mike on a good hash look forward to 'yer next one.
Answer to the question.
We both had to sit outside the Plough at Cadsdean if you saw Midsomer Murders on Saturday night. I think the landlord should be arrested and incinerated. YES, I do mean that and not incarceration, what a miserable GIT!!
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