Hummary (Hash Summary)
A pleasant, efficient winter’s pub, though arguably even nicer in the summer with a cricket pitch out front & beer garden out back.
Overheard on the hash (24/2/15)
“I’m your mother, I’m older than you, so I should have the shiny torch” [Nikki to her son Zac]
“I’m surprised ‘ol Mary Berry hasn’t sneaked in here and stolen these” [re Maggie’s brownies]
“How come the louder Roger speaks, the less people listen? Maybe we should re-name him…have an ambush naming ceremony…what about the Speaker…John Bercow?” [Matt to Phil]
“I prefer Betty Boothroyd - Roger is much more of a Betty anyday” [Phil to Matt]
“I’d like to get hold of that oar and shove it where the sun don’t shine” [Ken to everyone]