The Saracen's Head

Hummery: Pricey beer and a lack of parking aside, a very hospitable town-centre pub, with beams, nooks, crannies, and a rather damp courtyard garden.

Overheard on the hash (14th July 2015)

“Hash Cluedo…or Hluedo?” “Professor Green…with the flour dibber….in the car park?” [The nascent game of Hash Cluedo begins to take shape - watch this space!]

“I could hate Helen…..I might hate Helen….I shall hate Helen…I should have hated Helen….” [Gerry & Matt discuss the ‘’Declentions of Helen’ as she calls for yet another invisible ‘On Back’]

”Zach, that was a ‘4 back’ - your Mummy said you had to do it”, “Well I didn’t see it”, “Zach, this is your evil stepmother - go back and do it now!” [Zach receives a glimpse of the future]

“Maybe you could get some night-time contact lenses….ones that look like cat’s eyes and help you see in the dark?” “Doctor Dan could probably do that” “Yup, I’d give it a go - haven’t got a clue what I’m doing, but I’ll give it a go!” [Nikki looks to preserve whatever eyesight she has remaining]

“I was charged the same for a half as for a pint!”  “Aren’t you an FD though Helen?”,  “Yes, but I always get other people to do that sort of stuff for me.”  [Helen’s grasp of £’s proves questionable]

”Should we be cutting across this cricket pitch?”, “Well, at least there’s no ‘On Backs’ here”, “Ahh, but there could be a Silly Mid-On Back?!” [Barney & Matt assuage their guilt at short-cutting]