Crab

Reason for hash name: Well, it could either be owing to her lecture in The Britannia Pub about the dangers of STD complete with a slideshow on her mobile phone of pubic lice in various stages of excitement, or it could be due to the fact that 'Crab' is a shortened version of her surname (Crab-shaw)....you decide

Also known as: 

Most likely to say: "Summer!"

Least likely to say:

What the hash think...