Doormat

Reason for hash name: This was the name bestowed upon Matt by the Berkshire Hash...hence the amusing pun on 'Mat' no doubt. Either that or the fact that his missus' name is 'Happy Feet' and she wears both the shoes and pants in the relationship (no, I didn't say she walked all over him...you might think that, but I couldn't possibly comment!)

Also known as: The Cow Whisperer

Most likely to say: "Erm Jo - you may want to stay close to me when we get into the next field..."

Least likely to say: "RUN!!! COWS!!!" [or wasps...or sheep...or pigs...or basically anything that people are generally scared of]

What the hash think...