Crazy

Reason for hash name: Anybody who's ever descended a steep slope behind Alan on two legs, two wheels, two skis (or any other combination of appendages thereof), will know exactly what I'm talking about here. 

Also known as: Fat Biker

Most likely to say: "Oh, there's an interesting bit coming up shortly" [usually uttered on a Bike Bash before a 10ft vertical drop]

Least likely to say:

What the hash think ...